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Sun, 13 Apr 2008
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| another delay |
Hi agin. well, i wuz planneeng on posting sum
more, but then we got werd that sumwun i knew
might be comeeng, so we started planneeng a
welcuming partee. shur enuff, here came this
sweet little old ladee i remembered seeeeng at my
old howse a few times. she iz really great, helps
me ketch the mice and birds. so i'll be back on
agin soon. time for evening nap now.
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Posted 19:29
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Sun, 30 Mar 2008
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| bizee times |
hi agin, i don't have much time. i'm so bizee
chaseeng tuna-flayverd mice and birds wen i'm not
sleepeeng, and it's almost time for my late
eveneeng nap. i reely will git to wut all
happind, but rite now i have to tell you abowt dis
dreem i had the uther nite. i dreemded that i saw
mom an' everyone said i wuz anuther cat but she
knew it was me, no dowts. i wuz so happy to see
her and she wuz happy to see me, too. i hope i
have anuther dreem like that agin soon. i miss
her ... evin tho she did keep me awake a lot on
the weekends.
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Posted 21:00
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Tue, 18 Mar 2008
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| back again at last |
hi all, it haz tayken a while, but i am back on
the 'net. it haz takyken forever to git internet
servis up in heaven, and i am still werking on
cable. dat may tayk a while. i will ketch you
all up on what went down over the comeeng weeks; i
jist wanted to let you know i wuz back while i had
a little time in between my late eveneeng and
midnite naps. 'paz
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Posted 22:05
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Thu, 06 Sep 2007
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| i've had enuff |
ok, what in the name of Garfield iz goin' on?? i
have jist abowt had enuff of this crap. my mom
comes back home yisterday WAY early - i mean, i
was in the middle of my mid-morning nap!- and
fetches me from under the sofa, thrusts me into
the jail, and takes off with me in the car!! now
i have been around the house a time or two, and i
know what iz goin' on here. now, i have also
already BEN to the doctor less than a week ago,
and agin not long before that. AND before that,
too! and THEN she proceeds to LEAVE me there
overnight!!! why duzn't SHE go stay the night
there, if she wants sum time alone?! aneeway,
that's nuthing cumpared to what happened next.
they made me breethe that funny stuff that knocks
you out so you don't know what maniacal
experiments they're performing on you. i can't
say egzactly what happened, but i don't think it
was good because next thing i knew, my bowels -
well, let's just say i think they did something
where the fur the don't grow. and what's worse iz
they did it AGIN the next day!! o my meow! what
iz wrong wif theese peeple?? yeah, an' here's the
reel kicker: my mom came in the morneeng, and
LEFT ME THERE AGIN!!! yeah, that's rite. yep,
that's how they were able to do whatever they did
for a second time. an i'm not sher, but it seems
like i was out for a longer time that time, so i
wunder what ELSE they did!! i do know i had
machines hooked up to me (poison, obviously - they
didn't even try to hide that) and i am missing fur
in more than one place. an' before all this,
there was talk of something called 'cancer'. it
didn't seem to sound good, so i assoom this is
what they were trying to acheeve with all their
doings. WHATEVER HAPPENS TO ME, IT'S THEIR FAULT!!
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Posted 21:32
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Sun, 26 Aug 2007
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| back agin |
well, today was not nearly as good a day, and i
didn't even feel like eateeng mutch, which happens
very rarely. but at leest dis program is working
properly agin, so dat's good. the best teeng
about this whole digestiv problem has been that i
keep getting a lot of tuna. i've also been able
to git away with pottyeeng on the floor (when i
manij to go), and dey seem almost happy about it.
humans are mightee strange creatures! i'll tell
you one ting, though - gittin' old is for the
birds!! at leest it shood be, anyway - den dey'd
be eezier to ketch. next time i'm going to talk
about trying to assassinate the 'captors' by
weaving around their feet.
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Posted 21:19
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