Spaz's Story: Blog

the traveling cat

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:49:01 -0600

OK, so i herd abowt this book frum sum peeple up here, an' it's abowt this cat whoze familee took it arownd the werld az they mooved frum place to place due to their jobz, and WEOW! it's pritty wild! i'm not that far into it, but so far, they hav gawn to russia and now rome, on their way to cairo!! now...i'm not sayin' the whole theeng iz bad, but i do hav some ishews here. ferst off, this hole bizniss uv flyeeng packed up in a jail tukkt away in sum god-forsaken place iz jist no good! it ayn't rite at all - i meen, how can aneeone serv the tuna down there??? that's rite - THEY CAN'T!! AND...AND it's not like yoo cood jist get it yerself, 'cuz yer LOCKED UP! well, i gotta calm down 'cuz it's almost time for my late evening nap, and i won't get a weenk in this state of mynd. i do intend to go over the rest uv the ishews, though. SOMEone's got to call attenshun to this subjec, after all!

some things never change

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:14:00 -0500

It has been brought to my attention again the paranoia about leukemia. I will be the first to attest to how devastating leukemia is at times and that it should be avoided if at all possible. But the notion that it is highly contagious is still floating around, though it has been proven time and again that it is not nearly as contagious as once thought. In my case, I had 3 other cats, all interacting and eating/drinking out of the same dishes. None of those three got the disease. I think there is also a misunderstanding that if exposed, a cat will definitely get leukemia. The fact is that most cats' immune systems will defeat the virus. Very few who are exposed are unable to fight it off. This does NOT mean I think leukemia should be taken lightly at all, but it should also not be treated with hysteria.

hee hee

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:58:15 -0500

yoo know, i never did remember whut i wuz gonna say, but i'll tell you sumtheeng funnee - the uther day i snuck up on God and wuz up close an' personal when he terned arownd. he darn neer tript and it almost scared sum culler into him! >snicker< (giggle) i ran off to git sum play time in the litter box before it was nap time, like now. *yawn* well, by...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

darn it!

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:02:27 -0500

well, gosh darn it, i fergot whut i wuz goeeng to say!!! i'll try agin later. a nap will probublee help.

the monster didn't show and uther stuff

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:07:32 -0500

yep, i wuz right - that monster never showed. i knew it - big whoosie all along. can't beleeve i wasted all thoze yeers avoydeeng it! aneeway, i theenk i got to vizit mom breefly in a dreem, but it's hard to say for sure. i do know that dat little old ladee had a short vizit and she reely cawt my mom off guard! she (the little old ladee) also sed my mom had a look sort of like she had wif me that time she wuz theenkeeng uv fetcheeng me up and runneeng away wif me. i gess she must miss us both a lot :( well, it's time for my late afternoon nap, so until next time...'paz

anuther little thought

Thu, 28 May 2009 22:39:17 -0500

so all uv a sudden i wuz thinkeeng agin the uther day abowt that lowd, growleeng monster an', out of the blew, i reelized there wuz no point in beeeng afrade uv it - it didn't seem to have anee sense of smell, or sight, now that i theenk abowt it. i meen, evry time it wuz close, it never evun cawt on that i wuz RIGHT THERE!! also, it didn't have any legs reely, so i don't know whut it theenks it wood have done aneeway! no wunder it had to act tuff wif all dat growleeng. i cood have SO whooped on it all along!! COME ON, YOU MANGEE MONSTER! i QUADRUPLE CAT dare you to a fight...TIL THE DEATH!! HA!!! bet it duzn't show. 'Paz

hello agin

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:04:33 -0500

wow, i gess i jist got carreed away wif all the extra litter fleengeen and toylet payper unrolleen God sed i cood do! oh, an' the naps. i still haven't seen mom much, but did breefly recently. i'm not sher, but i tink she had that thought in her head agin. i hope everyone had a good easter. we got tuna cakes in the shape of birds and catnip- flavored fishies :) well, got to go. >yawn< 'paz

a thought

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 14:10:23 -0600

hey, i don't no why i thought uv this the uther day, but it jist popped in there, an' i was wundereeng - duz that lowd, growleeng monster still noze arownd the howse once a week? i jist reelized that we don't have one up heer in heaven. i don't miss it, to tell the trooth...

it happund agin!

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 16:39:38 -0600

ok, remember i sed i vizited mom, but the sweet old ladee didn't come that time? but gess whut?! she went on her own a few dayz later! i've ben meeneeng to git on and write it, but jist now finalee did! well, dat's all for now - time for earlee eveneeng nap! 'paz

chek it owt

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 20:21:08 -0600

i jist had to tell you all whut happend!! remember how i wuz sayeeng i had not seen mom in a while? well, gess whut?! it wuz a day or two later and i wuz in my old howse...i think. aneeway, mom wuz, as usual, beyond ecstatic to see me an' dis time she fetched me up in such a way that seemed like she wuz goeeng to try to make off with me, like she wuzn't goeeng to let me go agin. but then somehow that 'motlee' cat made the whole thing just sort of disappear. >scowl< i know it wuz him 'cuz i could heer him meoweeng. >bigger scowl< i knew the day mom brought him home yeers ago that he'd be trouble!! aneeway, (smile) it wuz good to see mom agin. that's all; it's neerly time for pre-nighttime nap. 'paz